Episodes

  1. The Guidance Counselor from Hell
  2. Mrs. Thrailkill is a Chain Smoker
  3. Byte Me
  4. SuperMegaNet
  5. Tips for 2:00 A.M.
  6. The Morning After
  7. Red Bull Gives You Broken Wings
  8. The Semantic Web
  9. Robbie
  10. Simon Says I Think Too Much
  11. I Can’t Believe He Said That
  12. Buddy List Party
  13. Your Friends Are Weird
  14. Breakfast at My Place
  15. Schoolyard Logic
  16. Janspeak
  17. Pet Monsters
  18. Does Eva Really Like Me?
  19. Waiting for Theo
  20. Therapists Are Good at Saying Nothing
  21. When Friends Attack
  22. Digital House Guest
  23. Reinstate Your Disbelief, Please
  24. Carjam
  25. Dinner with Mr. Nakayoshi
  26. Wakefulness Can Be Enlightening
  27. Unintentional
  28. Making Girls Cry
  29. Make-Believe Feelings
  30. Beta’s Babes
  31. Always On
  32. New Eyes
  33. Uninstall
  34. Imminent Gold
  35. Going Dark
  36. Of Cabaret Crackers and Hamster Eyes
  37. A Way Out of the Darkness
  38. doctor_cracker
  39. The Smallest Cameras in the World
  40. Perceptive Flux from a Plush Doll’s Perspective
  41. The Fucked Up Twinkie Episode
  42. We Interrupt This Blog for a Special Announcement from Theo Ivanovich
  43. How to Ruin Your Mom’s Morning
  44. The Allopathic Idiot
  45. Pizza Box Reconciliation
  46. The Taqueria of Lost Souls
  47. Sneaky Lip Maneuver
  48. Chogurt
  49. Frosted Netbook
  50. In the Library, Everyone Can Hear You Scream
  51. Parent-Counselor Meeting
  52. Parental Politics
  53. From the Passenger Seat of My Mom’s Lexus
  54. The Only Real-World Example in Which Vangelis’ Mythodea is Totally Appropriate Background Music
  55. Not-So-Great Expectations
  56. The Day I Lost Respect for My Parents
  57. SuperMegaApp
  58. In the Closet
  59. Regarding Theo’s Spunk
  60. Riding Public Transit for Plush Dummies®
  61. Old Paperback Smell
  62. Spunk-Related Illness
  63. Theo Likes Me?
  64. There’s a first time for everything…except this.
  65. Kinder Chocolate
  66. Grand Theft Cell Phone
  67. The Nakayoshi Factor
  68. Bedroom Apocalypse
  69. The Appening
  70. Puppet Wang
  71. No Copies Allowed
  72. The Pixel Monster
  73. Lost Bytes
  74. Honkey Kong
  75. In Ernie’s Time of Dying
  76. Animatronic Ventriloquism
  77. Urban Tactics
  78. Throw On
  79. The Great Spandex Debate
  80. BU2B
  81. Lemon-Scented Ballsocks
  82. New Room
  83. Rock Paper Scissors Hong
  84. Uncle Solo
  85. Theo Downloads Pr0n
  86. Suspected Crush
  87. The Fappening
  88. Post-Traumatic Schlong Disorder
  89. 4 – 7 Hz
  90. Wang Shui
  91. Bacon Maple Bars
  92. Where in the World is Jan Kounicova?
  93. No Substitutions
  94. Murphy’s Likelihood
  95. Cockstalker
  96. The Carlton-Hart Awkwardness
  97. Trumption
  98. Touch Bar
  99. Your Friends Are No Help
  100. I Was an Undead Child Actor
  101. Chinese Whispers
  102. Fμckability
  103. Code Warrior
  104. Circadian Fart
  105. The NES Classic Conspiracy
  106. Oh.
  107. Inadvertent Underwear
  108. Four Characters in Search of an Exit
  109. Noirly
  110. Midnight in the Garden Shed
  111. Descending
  112. The Five Husbands of Boca Linda Lore
  113. Once Upon a Demogorgonzola
  114. Tantoric Interlude
  115. Someone Dies in This Episode
  116. Gotenesque
  117. I’m Your Wil Wheaton
  118. Home
  119. On This, the Eve of New Year’s Eve
  120. Toilet Tchaikovsky
  121. Strike!
  122. Human Leveraging Paradigm
  123. Biologeez
  124. No Guts, No Glory
  125. The Quiet Room
  126. Shameless Dookie Crossover Episode
  127. Mother’s Day: A Toilet Tchaikovsky B-Side
  128. Nightnoise
  129. Take My Breath Away
  130. Study Postures
  131. Let Grandma Hong Pick It Out
  132. VHS
  133. Crotch Cookie
  134. The Science of Uneating
  135. Quaking
  136. Anti-Wes
  137. A-ha
  138. Do Puppets Dream of Plush Sheep?
  139. Nightmare Clients
  140. The Woodland Knight Discography
  141. Bus Stop Simulator
  142. DSLR
  143. Newdcoin
  144. Contextual
  145. Unappreciated Loaf
  146. Ash Drive
  147. HEPAFU
  148. The Funko Pop! Discount Bin
  149. Crowfood
  150. Dwah
  151. Brief and Episodic
  152. Hello Kitties
  153. Epilogue of a Sleepover
  154. Blinking Light, Blinking Light
  155. Future Prophecy
  156. Skintillated
  157. Forced Update
  158. Your Mudbrick Creative Suite Is Out-of-Date
  159. ’Tis the Season to Be Fμcking Off
  160. My Own Personal Help File
  161. Happeh New Year
  162. Suddenly You Were Gone (RIP, Neil Peart)
  163. Meeting Mimi-Siku
  164. Bitcoin or Baby?
  165. Leathertommy
  166. Fundoshi Vandweller
  167. Sikuism
  168. Making the Virtual Actual
  169. Pompidou
  170. Help Me, Obi-Wan
  171. Betamax
  172. Double Feature: Toilet Paper
  173. Beta’s Fuddy-Duddy Moment
  174. Remember the Santanas?
  175. A Swiftly Distancing Planet
  176. The Butt Rag Option
  177. The Why of I
  178. Uncloth
  179. The New Normal
  180. Protestration
  181. Dogs Barking
  182. Impersistence
  183. Fundoshi Sunset
  184. Weekend at Bernie’s IX
  185. Cup of Dan, Please
  186. The Night We Became Honey Banana
  187. Crotchology
  188. The Complete Life Cycle of a Social Media Interaction: Case Study in Two Sentences
  189. Movie Night
  190. Movie Night II
  191. Movie Night III
  192. Movie Night IV
  193. Movie Night V
  194. Sheen Life
  195. Intermission
  196. Movie Night VI: The Final Scene
  197. A Modern-Day Christmas Story
  198. 2020 Vision
  199. An Unlikely Superpower
  200. Getting Dressed
  201. A Simple Thesis Regarding the Origin of Affluence
  202. Earfart
  203. Writing Advice
  204. Gray Square
  205. That Time I Was Drummer For Honey Banana
  206. From Milda with Love
  207. sas going sup
  208. Prototype
  209. Morbid Stupidity
  210. Floor Twinkie
  211. The New Abnormal
  212. BestAshEVAR2003, Episode #327: What I’ve Been Up To – Part 1
  213. BestAshEVAR2003, Episode #327: What I’ve Been Up To – Part 2
  214. Reluctant Invitation
  215. Fiction Today, Fact Tomorrow
  216. Spontaneous Pregnancies
  217. Black-and-White Privilege
  218. Flaming Nightmare
  219. Betcha
  220. Repackaged Goods
  221. Low Riders
  222. The Ultimate Rush Star-Rating List
  223. Bikini Floss
  224. Thirteen
  225. Insinuated Inches
  226. Feral Butt Crack
  227. The Causing of a Scene
  228. The Fat Kid at a Supermodel Party
  229. Paradigm Lost
  230. Some Kind of Meaningful Moment
  231. Fatophobia
  232. All Parties End This Way
  233. Bumblefuch Sunset
  234. Pontification
  235. Greetings From the Hellpocalypse
  236. Schlongmeister
  237. Afrodesiac
  238. Breaking News
  239. How I Got 500k SuperMegaLikes in One Night
  240. Douche Supreme
  241. The After Is Upon Us
  242. Butter Music
  243. Exodus
  244. The Card Game Massacre
  245. l33t Arrival
  246. Broken Asia
  247. It’s Probably Nothing
  248. Making Old Friends
  249. Semi-Persistence
  250. Mismatched Ideals
  251. Paperback
  252. The Valley Girl Quota
  253. Late-Night Bodybuilder
  254. Extra Mass
  255. Sleeping With Jan
  256. Caught
  257. Paused
  258. Thrailkilled
  259. Without Whom
  260. Friend-Friend
  261. A Murky Revelation
  262. Guys Don’t Get Pregnant
  263. Triple-S
  264. My Life as a Tweenage Nudist
  265. Regarding the Suckage of Adulthood
  266. Denial
  267. sodacanhero
  268. Puke Green
  269. Hard Shaft, with Milton Shaftburger
  270. The Talk
  271. Hang Dong
  272. Afterhour
  273. Of All the Garden Sheds in All the World…
  274. Gatekeeper
  275. Bloodcoin
  276. Expired Delicacies
  277. Going For Woke
  278. Not-So-Secret Sauce
  279. Dungeon Kiss
  280. Banned
  281. Big Richard Blues
  282. Mike Shady
  283. What Goes On Behind Closed Curtains
  284. Big Drops
  285. Tastes Like Raspberries
  286. Big Daddy
  287. Eavesdropping
  288. Exaggerating For Effect
  289. We’re All in This Together
  290. From the Passenger Seat of My Mom’s Leaf
  291. Sneeky Upgrade
  292. The Darklord Cometh
  293. Darklord Unmasked
  294. Naker
  295. Son of Distant Earth
  296. Who Reviews the Reviewers?
  297. Nakayoshi Rising
  298. Cognitive Bathroom Therapy
  299. The Hundred-Dollar Bill
  300. Sikuish
  301. Of the Farting and Frothing
  302. Faceplant
  303. The Pedestrians
  304. Text of Kin
  305. The Ninety-Nine-Cent Question
  306. Chilton, Is It?
  307. Dating Up
  308. Status Update
  309. Naked Savages in Suburban Cages
  310. Faux Schlong
  311. It’s not the doughnuts that eat me…
  312. Henry Potwasher and the Chambermaid of Secretions
  313. The Unbearable Weirdness of Being
  314. Dreaming Wide Awake
  315. Pole-Slammed
  316. Into the Nightmare Grove
  317. Theo’s Wang Saves the World
  318. Sham
  319. The Mystery of the Bloody Shower Head
  320. Who Watches the Washers?
  321. Masturbatorium
  322. Sole Proprietor
  323. The El Cassetto Agenda
  324. If Only
  325. Bonus Track

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