Episodes

1. The Guidance Counselor from Hell
2. Mrs. Thrailkill is a Chain Smoker
3. Byte Me
4. SuperMegaNet
5. Tips for 2:00 A.M.
6. The Morning After
7. Red Bull Gives You Broken Wings
8. The Semantic Web
9. Robbie
10. Simon Says I Think Too Much
11. I Can’t Believe He Said That
12. Buddy List Party
13. Your Friends Are Weird
14. Breakfast at My Place
15. Schoolyard Logic
16. Janspeak
17. Pet Monsters
18. Does Eva Really Like Me?
19. Waiting for Theo
20. Therapists Are Good at Saying Nothing
21. When Friends Attack
22. Digital House Guest
23. Reinstate Your Disbelief, Please
24. Carjam
25. Dinner with Mr. Nakayoshi
26. Wakefulness Can Be Enlightening
27. Unintentional
28. Making Girls Cry
29. Make-Believe Feelings
30. Beta’s Babes
31. Always On
32. New Eyes
33. Uninstall
34. Imminent Gold
35. Going Dark
36. Of Cabaret Crackers and Hamster Eyes
37. A Way Out of the Darkness
38. doctor_cracker
39. The Smallest Cameras in the World
40. Perceptive Flux from a Plush Doll’s Perspective
41. The Fucked Up Twinkie Episode
42. We Interrupt This Blog for a Special Announcement from Theo Ivanovich
43. How to Ruin Your Mom’s Morning
44. The Allopathic Idiot
45. Pizza Box Reconciliation
46. The Taqueria of Lost Souls
47. Sneaky Lip Maneuver
48. Chogurt
49. Frosted Netbook
50. In the Library, Everyone Can Hear You Scream
51. Parent-Counselor Meeting
52. Parental Politics
53. From the Passenger Seat of My Mom’s Lexus
54. The Only Real-World Example in Which Vangelis’ Mythodea is Totally Appropriate Background Music
55. Not-So-Great Expectations
56. The Day I Lost Respect for My Parents
57. SuperMegaApp
58. In the Closet
59. Regarding Theo’s Spunk
60. Riding Public Transit for Plush Dummies^®
61. Old Paperback Smell
62. Spunk-Related Illness
63. Theo Likes Me?
64. There’s a first time for everything…except this.
65. Kinder Chocolate
66. Grand Theft Cell Phone
67. The Nakayoshi Factor
68. Bedroom Apocalypse
69. The Appening
70. Puppet Wang
71. No Copies Allowed
72. The Pixel Monster
73. Lost Bytes
74. Honkey Kong
75. In Ernie’s Time of Dying
76. Animatronic Ventriloquism
77. Urban Tactics
78. Throw On
79. The Great Spandex Debate
80. BU2B
81. Lemon-Scented Ballsocks
82. New Room
83. Rock Paper Scissors Hong
84. Uncle Solo
85. Theo Downloads Pr0n
86. Suspected Crush
87. The Fappening
88. Post-Traumatic Schlong Disorder
89. 4 – 7 Hz
90. Wang Shui
91. Bacon Maple Bars
92. Where in the World is Jan Kounicova?
93. No Substitutions
94. Murphy’s Likelihood
95. Cockstalker
96. The Carlton-Hart Awkwardness
97. Trumption
98. Touch Bar
99. Your Friends Are No Help
100. I Was an Undead Child Actor
101. Chinese Whispers
102. Fμckability
103. Code Warrior
104. Circadian Fart
105. The NES Classic Conspiracy
106. Oh.
107. Inadvertent Underwear
108. Four Characters in Search of an Exit
109. Noirly
110. Midnight in the Garden Shed
111. Descending
112. The Five Husbands of Boca Linda Lore
113. Once Upon a Demogorgonzola
114. Tantoric Interlude
115. Someone Dies in This Episode
116. Gotenesque
117. I’m Your Wil Wheaton
118. Home
119. On This, the Eve of New Year’s Eve
120. Toilet Tchaikovsky
121. Strike!
122. Human Leveraging Paradigm
123. Biologeez
124. No Guts, No Glory
125. The Quiet Room
126. Shameless Dookie Crossover Episode
127. Mother’s Day: A Toilet Tchaikovsky B-Side
128. Nightnoise
129. Take My Breath Away
130. Study Postures
131. Let Grandma Hong Pick It Out
132. VHS
133. Crotch Cookie
134. The Science of Uneating
135. Quaking
136. Anti-Wes
137. A-ha
138. Do Puppets Dream of Plush Sheep?
139. Nightmare Clients
140. The Woodland Knight Discography
141. Bus Stop Simulator
142. DSLR
143. Newdcoin
144. Contextual
145. Unappreciated Loaf
146. Ash Drive
147. HEPAFU
148. The Funko Pop! Discount Bin
149. Crowfood
150. Dwah
151. Brief and Episodic
152. Hello Kitties
153. Epilogue of a Sleepover
154. Blinking Light, Blinking Light
155. Future Prophecy
156. Skintillated
157. Forced Update
158. Your Mudbrick Creative Suite Is Out-of-Date
159. ’Tis the Season to Be Fμcking Off
160. My Own Personal Help File
161. Happeh New Year
162. Suddenly You Were Gone (RIP, Neil Peart)
163. Meeting Mimi-Siku
164. Bitcoin or Baby?
165. Leathertommy
166. Fundoshi Vandweller
167. Sikuism
168. Making the Virtual Actual
169. Pompidou
170. Help Me, Obi-Wan
171. Betamax
172. Double Feature: Toilet Paper
173. Beta’s Fuddy-Duddy Moment
174. Remember the Santanas?
175. A Swiftly Distancing Planet
176. The Butt Rag Option
177. The Why of I
178. Uncloth
179. The New Normal
180. Protestration
181. Dogs Barking
182. Impersistence
183. Fundoshi Sunset
184. Weekend at Bernie’s IX
185. Cup of Dan, Please
186. The Night We Became Honey Banana
187. Crotchology
188. The Complete Life Cycle of a Social Media Interaction: Case Study in Two Sentences
189. Movie Night
190. Movie Night II
191. Movie Night III
192. Movie Night IV
193. Movie Night V
194. Sheen Life
195. Intermission
196. Movie Night VI: The Final Scene
197. A Modern-Day Christmas Story
198. 2020 Vision
199. An Unlikely Superpower
200. Getting Dressed
201. A Simple Thesis Regarding the Origin of Affluence
202. Earfart
203. Writing Advice
204. Gray Square
205. That Time I Was Drummer For Honey Banana
206. From Milda with Love
207. sas going sup
208. Prototype
209. Morbid Stupidity
210. Floor Twinkie
211. The New Abnormal
212. BestAshEVAR2003, Episode #327: What I’ve Been Up To – Part 1
213. BestAshEVAR2003, Episode #327: What I’ve Been Up To – Part 2
214. Reluctant Invitation
215. Fiction Today, Fact Tomorrow
216. Spontaneous Pregnancies
217. Black-and-White Privilege
218. Flaming Nightmare
219. Betcha
220. Repackaged Goods
221. Low Riders
222. The Ultimate Rush Star-Rating List
223. Bikini Floss
224. Thirteen
225. Insinuated Inches
226. Feral Butt Crack
227. The Causing of a Scene
228. The Fat Kid at a Supermodel Party
229. Paradigm Lost
230. Some Kind of Meaningful Moment
231. Fatophobia
232. All Parties End This Way
233. Bumblefuch Sunset
234. Pontification
235. Greetings From the Hellpocalypse
236. Schlongmeister
237. Afrodesiac
238. Breaking News
239. How I Got 500k SuperMegaLikes in One Night
240. Douche Supreme
241. The After Is Upon Us
242. Butter Music
243. Exodus
244. The Card Game Massacre
245. l33t Arrival
246. Broken Asia
247. It’s Probably Nothing
248. Making Old Friends
249. Semi-Persistence
250. Mismatched Ideals
251. Paperback
252. The Valley Girl Quota
253. Late-Night Bodybuilder
254. Extra Mass
255. Sleeping With Jan
256. Caught
257. Paused
258. Thrailkilled
259. Without Whom
260. Friend-Friend
261. A Murky Revelation
262. Guys Don’t Get Pregnant
263. Triple-S
264. My Life as a Tweenage Nudist
265. Regarding the Suckage of Adulthood
266. Denial
267. sodacanhero
268. Puke Green
269. Hard Shaft, with Milton Shaftburger
270. The Talk
271. Hang Dong
272. Afterhour
273. Of All the Garden Sheds in All the World…
274. Gatekeeper
275. Bloodcoin
276. Expired Delicacies
277. Going For Woke
278. Not-So-Secret Sauce
279. Dungeon Kiss
280. Banned
281. Big Richard Blues
282. Mike Shady
283. What Goes On Behind Closed Curtains
284. Big Drops
285. Tastes Like Raspberries
286. Big Daddy
287. Eavesdropping
288. Exaggerating For Effect
289. We’re All in This Together
290. From the Passenger Seat of My Mom’s Leaf
291. Sneeky Upgrade
292. The Darklord Cometh
293. Darklord Unmasked
294. Naker
295. Son of Distant Earth
296. Who Reviews the Reviewers?
297. Nakayoshi Rising
298. Cognitive Bathroom Therapy
299. The Hundred-Dollar Bill
300. Sikuish
301. Of the Farting and Frothing
302. Faceplant
303. The Pedestrians
304. Text of Kin
305. The Ninety-Nine-Cent Question
306. Chilton, Is It?
307. Dating Up
308. Status Update
309. Naked Savages in Suburban Cages
310. Faux Schlong
311. It’s not the doughnuts that eat me…
312. Henry Potwasher and the Chambermaid of Secretions
313. The Unbearable Weirdness of Being
314. Dreaming Wide Awake
315. Pole-Slammed
316. Into the Nightmare Grove
317. Theo’s Wang Saves the World
318. Sham
319. The Mystery of the Bloody Shower Head
320. Who Watches the Washers?
321. Masturbatorium
322. Sole Proprietor
323. The El Cassetto Agenda
324. If Only
325. Bonus Track

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