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Master Tip #1408: If you’re entering writing contests that charge entry fees, then you should also be buying lottery tickets, because if you play one and not the other, you’re a hypocrite.

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Dookie, a cheesy horror novel by Jesse Gordon

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Jesse Gordon

Geek. Writer. Supreme overlord of the SUPERMEGANET pseudoverse. Author of THE OATMEAL MAN, DOOKIE, and other such wasteful nonsense.