Happeh New Year

evil_ernie > Hey, crotch-rag.

l33t_master > Huh?

evil_ernie > 8===D~~ ~ ~

evil_ernie > That’s a spurting ASCII dong.

l33t_master > I can see that.

evil_ernie > New Year’s resolution achieved.

l33t_master > This is Mini, by the way.

l33t_master > Theo’s busy moping with his Best Butt award.

evil_ernie > Go get him.

l33t_master > Why?

evil_ernie > 8===D~~ ~ ~

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Dookie, a shitty horror novel by Jesse Gordon

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Jesse Gordon

Geek. Writer. Supreme overlord of the SUPERMEGANET pseudoverse. Author of THE OATMEAL MAN, DOOKIE, and other such wasteful nonsense.